There’s this thing. It’s a baffling thing. You’re really caught off by its, well, absolute nature. It defies all laws of Newtonian physics. Its asymmetry cannot be comprehended by the mere human mind, but without it, this thing would never work. Its color extends beyond the scope of the human eye, into the infrared and ultraviolet simultaneously. It comes out many times in a year, but it metamorphosizes once a year. A simple picture molts into something far more significant and powerful…Behold, the Rahal Mustache.