If You Can’t Be Like Her, Smell Like Her
In the latest, and perhaps most shocking (because the other stories weren’t shocking) bit of Danicamania, Danica will join the ranks of Elizabeth Taylor and Paris Hilton by having her own perfume. No word on if there will be a Danica for Men fragrance.
That said, I just spilled my drink on myself so that I can smell like her ethanol-fueled race car.

December 10th, 2009 at 7:04 am
I tried, I really did. But I couldn’t keep going. There…I quit caring about Danica Patrick.
December 10th, 2009 at 8:48 am
The perfume smells of cookie dough & grammatical errors. It’s quite exquisite.
December 10th, 2009 at 10:16 am
The perfume is called Unoe