All Hail King Randy!
Hopefully it isn’t as big of a failure as King Ralph.
Monday, Lord Randall Bernard, Duke of Bull Racing takes the reigns as the king of our world.
I, for one, cannot wait for the ceremony. It’s going to be so big that it was, in fact, prophesied 1200 years ago. Shown, clearly, is King Randy being coronated by Belskus and the sisters. Nancy knit everyone’s outfit.

February 27th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
If Randy was smart, he wouldn’t let Belskus crown him. He’d do it himself, Charlemagne-style.
February 28th, 2010 at 2:48 am
And you’re calling Nancy the expert needler?